2020 certainly was a year to forget on many fronts but a year that will be remembered by all. A year in which we:
While 2020 was the Year of the Rat in Chinese Zodiac culture, 2021 is the Year of the Ox or Bull. The Australian Mallee Bull is a hardworking, straightforward beast that keeps everything organized, transparent and correct. Where there is a bull, work will be done, and the job will get done – the bull never gives up. 2021 will therefore be characterized by a lot of diligent work, professional activity, and a sense of duty.
What is new at Unimutual in the year of the Bull?
Did you hear about the fella that invented the knock-knock joke? – He won a no-bell prize
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them baguls.
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. I suggested to her “that would be a big step forward”
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth – then it’s a soap opera.
I asked my dog what two minus two is. She said nothing.
I fed my dog the left-over ratatouille the other night – next morning she got a bit carried away.